病人太潮我太土
一个打了耳钉、鼻环、唇钉的潮人醉酒打120,在车上我看到他嘴里有个绿色的像mm豆的东西,怕他呛咳,就戴手套想把这个“绿色mm豆”抠出来,抠了半天抠不动,然后潮人迷迷糊糊醒了问:“医生,你抠我舌钉干嘛?”
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